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let’s talk about how awesome this is. okay? okay.
Someone collected this!
NORA OH MY GOD IT’S TARA
I KNOW
They met in a coffee shop and took a really dorky picture together and now they’re friends.
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Home is behind, the world ahead,
And there are many paths to tread
Through shadows to the edge of night,
Until the stars are all alight.
Then world behind and home ahead,
We’ll wander back and home to bed.
Mist and twilight, cloud and shade,
Away shall fade! Away shall fade!
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Fucking Gatsby garbage IT IS SUCH A WASTE OF PAPER. IF PEOPLE WANT TO READ A SYMBOLIC DESTRUCTION OF THE AMERICAN DREAM THEY SHOULD JUST SUCK A DICK BECAUSE IT’S HAPPENING IN REAL TIME ALL AROUND THEM. Stupid first world problems book can eat my poo.
I kind of love you.
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My friends Gray and Melissa of Match by Match perform a mashup of Kanye’s “Monster” with their original tune “Ambulance” on Tree Town Sound. Because they’re just that awesome.
You can give them some money if you want so they can record something mysterious called a “video ee-pee” entitled VIVAT VERITAS. Or just watch their video because they’re adorable. That’s cool too!
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that last bit has always been my excuse. why would i want to work for someone that’s scopin’ my bod (read: sexually harassing me) before i even begin work? is that why i got a tattoo on my chest? maaaayyyybeeeeee…
Right?! The one thing that worries me is that I do want to teach, in some way, at some point down the line. And I know a lot of schools have pretty strict rules about this kind of stuff. But… aren’t those rules never going to be changed unless the good teachers — not to automatically include myself in that group, but — unless the good teachers represent actual people instead of a completely neutralized, standardized… mushroom?
If we’re worried about the children of America being corrupted by tattooed teachers, I am seriously worried about all the children being born to tattooed parents…
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with the popularity and abundance of tattoos nowadays you’d think that entire stigma of not being employable with one would be gone and yet.
That’s exactly what I told him. I don’t know what percentage of people in my age range have tattoos, but if it’s not actually a majority, it must be fast approaching it. This isn’t a fad that’s going away; either standards of business dress are going to change, or whole industries will be missing out on a huge pool highly qualified employees.
Either way, pretty soon people from my generation will be in charge of hiring at all the places he thinks I won’t get hired at. So ha.
(And to be honest (although I wouldn’t tell my dad this, as I know how it’d sound coming out of a 23-year-old mouth), I don’t particularly want to work somewhere that’s going to consider my physical appearance in hiring me.)
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Dad’s all worried about my employability now that I have a visible tattoo and I’m just like, Psh, here’s my secret to not giving a fuck, I was never employable to begin with.
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When you realise people born in 2000 will be teenagers next year…
My baby brother among them…
/screams internally
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He raised all these strong, independent-thinking daughters and now he has to watch them go out and do independent-minded things like getting tattoos and disliking Jane Austen.
What did he do to deserve us?
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Look At This Thieving Dog of the Day: Canteloupe the two-year-old Italian Greyhound loves to steal things from her owner’s desk, so a friend decided to set up a camera and catch her red-pawed.
CamelsAndFriends, the YouTuber behind the doggie surveillance operation, writes:
It got me wondering how exactly she gets up there and how she chooses what she steals, so I decided to start filming! I left the camera on a tripod pointed at the desk and a week later these are my results of Cantaloupe’s exploits.
The evidence is clear, ladies and gentlemen. You must find this dog guilty of being cute.
[biotv]
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katiehassomebigasstitties replied to your post: Tattoo has started to itch, a little, and peel, a…
good luck! The itching is THE WORST. Just keep it moisturized. (Also, you’re gonna hear about 20 different people telling you 20 different ways to care for it)
Ha ha, I already have… I’m definitely just going to stick with what the professionals told me, I’m pretty sure they know best!
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Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy, Tom Hiddleston & Benedict Cumberbatch as Uni flatmates.
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